Ports! UGH! I can't think about it anymore!

I'm a wussy.

I honestly just, like, can't even stand the idea of getting a port implanted. It literally has me lying in bed awake way before the alarm goes off. I think I will have to have to go with the standard IV vein poke and blood draws until I hate that so much that a port sounds like a good idea. I want to be a good and model patient, but with this one thing, I just can't.